You've got a hankering for sun, green grass, and ice cream. It's summer! You go to Astoria Park, walk down to the rail, wink at the motorcycle dudes and lean into the breeze.
Then you lean over and almost barf after seeing all the crap littering our shoreline. Well, at least now you know where air conditioners, McDonald's soda cups and lotto tickets go to die. If you're a lame jerk who litters. Eeow.
Help Astorians clean it up. We'll be scheming with the New York City Partnership for Parks this Thursday in the lovely Socrates Sculpture Park.