Monday, December 05, 2005
Joey in Vermont
The good news is that I have a list of things I've always been meaning to check out, but never relayed to you. Like my coffee cart guy, I'll be popping a fresh one out for you every day - until I run out.
I'll miss you guys - thank you for reading! By the way, I hope we can stay in touch - in January you'll be able to catch me at my new url - Joey in Vermont.
Addendum: New Joeys
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Astoria Weekend Edition 05.12.02
After work, celebrate the joys of the Queens Library system with some ragtime music. I know, neither of us have ever been to the Queens library, but given that our local bookstore stinks, maybe it's worth a shot. Event starts at 5:15, but duck out by 6:30 when the pols start in.
Saturday, instead of duking it out at Macy's do some local shopping. Who doesn't love a hip homemade gift? Check out Art-O-Mat - if only for the name. Shopped 'till you dropped? Well, you better not let the Senior folk at Jacob Riss Settlement House put you to shame. They've been known to do so, particularly to the DJ playing at their fundraiser Saturday at 8pm. Party rages 'till 1am for $12.
PS. Check out my curbed.com pick-up. Thx, Lock.
PPS. As always, find out what in the heck is going on in the rest of QNS.
Monday, November 28, 2005
LIC % Change
I must confess, I detect no snottiness in this Curbed post, either. Nice work, Lock!
Monday, November 21, 2005
Bosnian Food in Astoria
Friday, November 18, 2005
Astorian Edition 05.11.14
Saturday hit the QNS Film Festival. It's never to early to study up to shock and amaze your friends at your oscar party. Oscar-entry Paheli is showing at Kaufman Zukor Studio Theatre (part of the studios - how cool is that!) at 8pm. Meander down the street afterwards for late night bites at Jasmin for arepas. Soooo good.
Sunday, critically-acclaimed Perhaps Love will be playing at the same locale at 5:30 to send off the festival. (There are actually a ton of good movies playing all weekend long. You might just want to camp out somewhere on 35th Av.) After the festival might be a good time and start working your way down the QNS Michelin list. Malagueta is the only Brazilian entry. It's on 36th about 5 blocks West of the subway line. That'll be one down, 12 to go.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
QNS Michelin Guide
My Notes:
1) Malagueta - It's okay - I wouldn't make a big deal of it, tho.
2) Brick Cafe - can be pretty damn good. I like it, but if it's in, Le Sans Souci should be, too.
3) 718 - eow. This place is such a downer. It's lame and it has annoying plates.
4) Tournesol - yeah, this place is good, too.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Astoria Film Festival
Head's up for the third annual Queens Film Festival - entirely in Astoria! The Museum of the Moving Image, Kaufman Astoria Theatre, and the Mario Gallery will be hosting. Support this uber hot event.
See John picks for the event.
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Scuttlebutt Section
Word on the street is that something cool is happening with Astoria Beach near Socrates Sculpture Park. Wouldn't it be great to create more public access to our waterfront, regardless of what it is called? Ahem.Sklar makes an impressive showing for the Green Party in Long Island City Council race. "Robyn consistently received over 25% of the vote in many areas". Read her site.
'Ya know, because there aren't enough hyperthyroidial towers going up in Long Island City. Read Article
Locale (pictured above) on 34th Av appears to be opening up soon. I hear it's a lounge. I also hear the same for Section B on 31st Street. Except I'm not sure that's what it's called. Whatever happened to cool places that aren't all tripped out on Eurostyle?
Brick Cafe owner died during a scuba diving accident this past month. Very sad news. The future of the restaurant is still up in the air to my knowledge. We wish you the best, Brick & family!
Garden of George on Steinway appears to be reopening very shortly as a restaurant.
Brooklyn Industries has apparently opened a store on Steinway. That's just weird.
What the heck are they building in the old Tupelo space? It is a Cow-Town, or what?
Honest to Vinshnu, do we really need two new banks on Broadway between 31st Street and Steinway? BCP and Washington Mutual moved in this past week. At least there's a free ATM now.
so long, ten63. You've been a good pal. Read NYT Article.
Oh, PS. Cup was sold a few months back. Did I mention that? That might be the explanation for the hipster 'tude and rapid decrease in the taste of food. Doozy.
Monday, November 14, 2005
An Astorian Nose for Wine
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Arepas in Astoria
In the space where my beloved yet now-defunct Cravo & Canela once sat is now Jasmin. Don't let it's namesake scare you off. Jasmin is a real deal QNS Columbian cheap-eats arepa place. The place is small, just a few tables, but decorated with care. It's already been open for five months on 34th Av between 31st Street & 32nd Street, but it seems to be flying stealth.
I went there with my partners in crime, MegC and Soozi Floozi. We all got arepas. I got the arepa with guac, tomatoes, and chorizo. Meg got guac and corn and Floozi, choose the classic plain areapa. Arepas, undressed, aren't much to look at. They look like a big fat pita. But these were up to the challenge - warm, most and delicious. Perfection with and without toppings! And cheap, too.
Since we were reviewing we deciding to stuff ourselves and all ordered entrees as well. MegC got a succulent chicken dish. Soozi got a moist sweet pork chop, and I got the mofungo - especially mashed chicken and plaintain. Sooo good. Mine would have been a tad bit dry if it hadn't been for the giant vat of beans served with our meals that I added to my plate.
As an added bonus we sipped Columbia soda which I'm nuts about. This place was awesome cheap eats in true Astorian fashion.
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Astoria Gets Curbed
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Astoria Weekend Edition - 05.11.10
You can discuss how Machinima has rocked your world over Kabobs and other goodies at the Kabob Cafe on Steinway. Savortooth says it's good, and she hasn't steered me wrong, yet.
Sunday we can support our local Astoria filmakers and check up on The not-quite-new-anymore Sparrow. They're actually raising money for their film which I think is both creative and funny. Regardless, you can catch my favorite bluegrass act Brownbird Rudy Relic and get yourself a "limited edition" T-shirt in progress. And hope to Vishnu they've done something with that awning. Event starts at 8, music at 9.
If you hate The Sparrow's awning so much that you have the skip the film fundraiser, you have another option. At 7 you can catch lic bar's second blues event in the series.
What ever happened to Thursday and Friday?
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Vote Today!
Hey all you Astorians - I know you're planning on voting today. Every one counts!Find your polling place here. PS. The guy I sit next to at work *made* that handy little app, it's slow, tho. Be patient.
Also, learn about Prop 2 here. It's a bond you get to vote on to help fix up our transportation system. I'm voting yes!
Friday, November 04, 2005
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Astoria Weekend Edition 05.11.04
You know that local foods are all the rage, but we don't exactly have bean fields here in Astoria. Ms. SpatulaLove has reinvented local foods as a community event. Contribute to her meals and follow the exciting outcome.The freaks running the New York Marathon will whiz by Long Island City Sunday morning. You can catch them at your favorite Vernon Blvd haunt and you should. It's your duty as a non-marathoning New Yorker. Give a rightous last hurrah to soon-to-be defunct ten63, or check out John's picks. And Make sure to cheer on Astoria poet Stephen Cramer. He'll be #2557.
Celebrate the fact that you didn't run the marathon with your last chance to:
a) see Josh Irving's Jazz Quintet,
b) See Rudy "Brownbird" Relic and
c) help the hurricane survivors,
all on the same night!
Astorians for Hurricane Relief is hosting its final event. Josh Irving is the sweet, sexy, jazzy headliner. Rudy, (you won't believe me 'till you see him) is a big burly dude from the Mississippi Delta, trapped inside a significantly smaller, urbanite man's body. And they both play the hell out of his guitar. Mezzo Mezzo is providing free food. That is *not* a misprint. Plus, all your buddies and pals from Astoria will be there.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Astorian Weekend Edition - 05.10.27
Saturday wakie wakie, you'll need to get up early to pick the best pumpkin at the LIC Greenmarket. It's your Halloween pumpkin we're talking about here, so elbowing little kids out of the way is totally fair game. Just be careful; they bite.
After you've cleaned the post-carved pumpkin goop out of your kitchen's nooks and crannies, you want to do something really scary this Halloween? Clean out your cupboards. Yep. Just as I suspected: evaporated milk, tahini, lima beans, and canned chicken. Well, now they can go to a worthy cause. The LIC food pantry is having a food drive at Key Food from 10 to 3. You're in luck; they need canned goods and volunteers, too!
So, now that you've decided that alternately using your canned goods to dress up as a Gursky was a dumb idea, get it together and do Halloween in style. I'm talkin' about the Haunted Waters tour. The one and only walking tour of Old Astoria filled with real tales of the Astorian dead! Shipwrecks, murder, and other general creepiness as you "stroll past graveyards". It's a must. You can't even live here anymore if you don't go.
PS. See what's doin' in the rest of QNS at About.com.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Astorian Weekend Edition 05.10.21
This Saturday you're allowed to start early. It's socially acceptable to drink at noon in some places, and this weekend, that place is lic bar. What's not to love? Choicey booze and live tunes from noon on. Try to stay sober though, because this is also your chance to hear a real harpischord without having to go to a renaissance fair. Huzzah! Meg Cotner and company will be playing live at Waltz at 9 PM. Don't be late, you'll want to grab a treat before the show.
Your Nano *did* snap in half didn't it! I knew it. Well, you can take that and your "decorative" Apple IIe to mac heaven on Sunday. Recycle all your obsolete electronics and associated junk. Drop off next to Best Buy with the Lower East Side Ecology Center. That stuff is *way* bad for the environment so, you might as well give it this proper burial.
PS. Learn all about QNS at About.Queens.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
Where are the rock stars of Astoria?
There's also a sweet little jazz trio that plays at the LIC Greenmarket. I don't even know their name.
Of course there's our own jazzy Josh Irving.
Who else?
Photo Credit: Matt Mills (thanks!)
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Astorian Weekend Edition - 05.10.14
Now that you've planted you're ready for a nice Fall Harvest. Hooray for Socrates! From 11 to 3 they'll be having their Halloween Harvest Festival. Hello - you can make your own costume, listen to music (unfortunately its klezmer), and "make a fun project". There will be tasty foods from Sage American Kitchen and a Canine Costume Contest. Are you kidding me? They should do this every weekend.
So -- on Sunday, you get up, make coffee, read the paper and...well...you sort of stop right there. Given that there have been about a zillion natural (and political) disasters every day for the past two months, the news is kind of sucking the wind out of your sails. Get that wind back! Astorians for Hurricane Relief will be having a free show at none other then the bohemian Freeze Peach Cafe featuring (Astorian) National Poetry Series winner Stephen Cramer and several other local artists. Uh...and what does that do? FP will be donating all the proceeds during the show (from 6-8) to our cause - America's Second Harvest Hurricane Relief Fund. Cause they rock.
That's how you take back fall from the hurricanes!
PS. See me every Friday and learn about the rest of the wonderful world of Queens at About.com.
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Weekend Supplement 05.10.08
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.10.07
Got cake?
You can have some tonight at Waltz-Astoria. Tonight Waltz will be hosting the fabulous kick-off benefit for Astorians for Hurricane Relief. And they have cake.
Oh my god - why did you eat all that cake last night? Well, this is your weekend to walk it off. Have you even wondered about the Astoria pool? I mean *really* wondered? Well, this Saturday, thanks to Open House New York you'll be able to see its guts. Tour its underground infrastructure from 10-1.
I don't know about you, but every time I walk by the Iron Workers building, I'm like "what are they doing in there?". Find out at 10 am on Sunday. If you're more about art than craft, you can get the low-down on the art scene in LIC. The Noguchi Museum will be hosting a panel discussion all about it at 11.
If you missed church in hopes of catching some hotty iron workers, no worries. On Monday, the Greater Astorian Historical Society will be touring not one, but *five* of them. Even the Church Lady will be proud.
See About.com edition and the rest of QNS.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Hurricane Relief Benefit Concert in Astoria
*Or* you could catch a hot show Friday night at the newly minted Waltz's Astoria (23-14 Ditmars Blvd). The show is a collection of artists donating their time. And you will be, too! It's a benefit concert for America's Second Harvest Hurricane Relief Fund! Get the deets or donate directly at Astorians for Hurricane Relief.
PS. Haven't seen our poster? They're everywhere!
Weird Garden of George Awning Art
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
News & Notes 05.10.04
Katrina survivors right here in Astoria. I wish we could do something for them directly. It says they need winter clothes! Read NYT Article
Local Green, Robyn Sklar, qualifies for matching funds. Read Green News Release. That's hot. I just wish her community garden plot didn't look like crap. (PS. I'd probably vote for her anyway.)
They're going to fix the Steinway bridge. In 2007. Read Article.
Scuttlebutt Section
Garden of George is actually not closing. It's reopening as a restaurant. I was talking with some of the construction guys last night and they put up a really fun installation on the awning. I just hope it's weatherproof. I'll post a pic tonight.
Anyone who thinks they're putting a Whole Foods in where Tupelo was is on crack. I have no idea who circulated this rumor, but it makes me laugh. I heard it's going to be a Cow-Town.
There's a new thrift store on 34th Av. I haven't been there yet, but it looks cool. There's also like ten new Euro-cafes on 30th and a couple new yogalaties places up by Ditmars.
Why is the Euro-mart carrying produce outside the store? It's going to get rained on by the subway dirt and that's just groaty-mcfroaty.
Viva El Mar appears to have closed. That was a record. I wanted to make a joke about how the letters on its sign are continually getting smaller, but I kinda feel bad for them.
The defunct Big Apple Discount and the discount place on 35th & Broadway appear to both be under renovations.
PS. I actually like Janeane Garofalo on the West Wing. Too bad Al Frankin won't be their next president.
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Friday, September 30, 2005
Best Canvas Photo Contest
Note: We've changed the time to 12:00 noon.
Astorian Edition - 05.09.29
You've never been to the Museum of African Art and you haven't drawn much since you got kicked out of art class for that paper mache incident (it gets *hot* in there!), so mosey over to the Museum in LIC (another short bike ride away) and Strike a Pose! AT 2PM where you'll get to do both. After the ride home warm up to *four* kinds of green tea at the new Himalayan Teahouse on 31st Av between 34th & 35th Street.
When you've had enough of sporting your Fall wardrobe cozy up to your favorite mac product (PS. If you bought the Nano watch out that that shit doesn't snap in half, dude) and tune into Astoria's homegrown podcast ThisShowAgain. They'll make you giggle.
PS. There's a hot new thrift shop in the neighb. But I'm not telling you where yet.
PPS. Check me and what's hot in the rest of QNS at queens.about.com
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Small job, big love
Get your morning fix of flyers *and* tea. Meet up at Freeze Peach at 12:00 noon Saturday to pick up flyers, and posters, and mark on a big giant map, the area that you'll cover to offer local businesses posters to promote the event. See you there!
If you're like deathly ill and can't make it, but want posters and flyers, please respond here. Please please please!
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Friday, September 23, 2005
Get your Bike Pumps Started!
Thanks to us, the Shore *is* Clean! Or cleaner anyway. Yay! We're going to bike the Queens West shoreline again. PS. The weather'll be a lot better this time around. Perfect for biking.
For the deets check the Astoria Waterfront. See you and your bike there! Voom voom!
PPS. I've been in Vermont, sorry to be so incommunicado. Joey's back in Astoria.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Shore is Clean!!!
Whooohoooooo!!!
Check the Astoria Waterfront website for the deets and go clean together with your pals.
Monday, September 12, 2005
Vote. Or Else.
Anyhoo, to find your pollsite, in Astoria, or wherever, please use the BOE's lovely new Poll site Locator.
News & Notes 05.09.12
This would be an interesting piece about new LIC restaurant Tuk Tuk if it said anything about the food.
School's starting. Might as well gear up for Chess Club in style at the Imagery of Chess Revisited (scroll down). PS. If you weren't in Chess Club, I don't need to hear about it.
Watch local, think global. Silvercup's shooting some new shows in the neighb. Now if only we can get them to be nice to the Terra Cotta factory...
LIC Community Boathouse has a new website.
Scuttlebutt Section:
The Garden of George, that not-quite-gourmet grocery on Steinway appears to be closed. Steve discovered a bit after this place opened that they had a killer Mexican breakfast salad bar. I kid you not. Then a month or so ago, the food sucked. I think that's why they went under. ~
Big Apple Discount went under. A couple days after the "50% off Clearance" sign went up I went in there and bought a (crappy) garden nozzle for the community garden. I asked the cashier why they were closing and she said they weren't. "Just clearing out old stuff". Ouch.
Tupelo went out long ago. But the building has been demolished! The million dollar question: what's going in there?
Friday, September 09, 2005
Hurricane Katrina Fundraisers in New York City
Astorian Weekend Edition 05.09.09
Friends and neighbors, this is my advice to you: get involved. Do it this weekend. Give what you can of yourselves and then step back and appreciate your own lives while you live them. I can only hope that this rhythm will bring you (and I) and peace.
Try and spend this weekend immersing yourself in the joy of living here, as well as honoring the memory of those who've passed. That's what they would want.
Saturday, support some bright, young artists. Take a stroll down to Socrates Sculpture Park around 2pm for the opening of their Emerging Artist Fellowship Exhibit.
I'm a big fan of meditation and on Sunday the Chakrasambra Center will be starting its Transforming Painful Emotions series this weekend. Not a day too soon. At 2pm you can rediscover our neighborhood yet again, on walking tour with the Queens Historical Society. Then retire to St. Joseph's Church for the Astoria Symphony's Memorial Concert.
It's fun to bounce around town checking out the scene, no doubt. Even writing about it is fun. But if ever there was a weekend for it, stop and smell the flowers, too.
More about Astoria & Queens at About.com
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Restaurant Week in Astoria
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Are you a Crafty Astorian?
ACK (Astoria Crafty Knitty Group) meets every Thursday at 8pm at Freeze Peach. Now that must-see-TV is defunct, this is a most excellent replacement on Ditmars.
In the Sunswick section, a kniting Meetup meets up weekly at Cup. They also took some summer knitting outings to Socrates Sculpture Park.
A bonafide stich n' bitch happens weekly at Ten63, down in LIC. Ten63 actually changed their hours for the group!
Crocheters welcome.
PS. Where the heck do we get some decent yarn around this joint?
BTW, Mia (see comments) said that if you're interested in the LIC group you should actually check out this site. Thanks, Mia!
Monday, September 05, 2005
Freeze Peach Cafe
The coolest part about Freeze Peach is that they host a zillion different kinds of community groups and facilitate this with thier astorians.net website. Some of the groups are encouragingly obscure. FP is totally all about community and a lot Ditmars folk seem to have made friends and roomates there.
I would've posted a pic, but you might as well just check out the webcam.
PS. Matt makes a mean cup o' joe, too.
Friday, September 02, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.09.02
First order of business, check out Craig's online relief community and list of worthy dot orgs to find a few ways that you can make a difference. You'll feel at least a tiny bit better. And so will the people you're helping! Another good way to get some warm fuzzies is to visit the oh-so-cozy Freeze Peach Cafe. Besides, it's their one year anniversary.
My strategy from there? Distraction distraction distraction.
There's still cause in the world to celebrate. (Otherwise we let the hurricane win!) One such cause is Brazilian Independence Day. As my pal John blogged earlier this week. Get to MoMI tonight to observe properly.
Catch the last Warm Up! at P.S. 1 this Saturday starting with a live performance by Clifford Owens at 2pm.
Then on Sunday, recover from your current existential crisis with some Buddhist meditation.
Squander away your day off in hours of internet bliss mapping all your favorite Astorian haunts on our new Community Map of Astoria.
And then? Toss a few back in honor of the Big Easy. Don't feel bad. New Orleans practically invented drinking.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Do Astoria's Part
Bloggers across the spectrum (and world) today are joining together to plead with you to share a little of your resources with those who've lost all of theirs. Please consider donating to Catholic Charities (actually a very liberal organization) or another group to aid the survivors. It's okay if you don't have a lot of cash. Give what you can. If you have a lot, give a lot. If you have a little, give a little. Every bit counts.
Craig has (naturally) set up an environment for us all to find ways to help. Check out the big red link on the left of craiglist: new orleans. Wikipedia has has tons of useful info.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Big Fat Fire on Ditmars

Apparantly several local businesses were destroyed last night in a four alarm fire. I hope everyone's okay!!!
http://www.ny1.com/ny1/Boroughs/queens.jsp
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=local&id=3399027
http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_243065759.html
Check out the photo on this thread.
Shoreline Cleanup Meeting
a) Nah. I don't care about the environment, my neighbors, or really anyone but myself.
b) Heck yes! Sign me up for Shore is Clean! This is my chance to get all that nasty garbage off the shoreline, and then party like a rock star!
The next planning meeting will be held at the Greater Astoria Historical Society on 9/1 (tomorrow) at 6:30pm.
Contact Astoria Waterfront for the deets.
Monday, August 29, 2005
News & Notes 05.08.27
LIC hosts pilot project to feed meters with cards...Read.
Talk of the town, new Moroccan Jour du Nuit, gets blurb.
Maybe we'll have a few more blood drives in the area now that the New York Blood Center is moving to LIC.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.08.26
Catch the sun still low in the sky from the East River at the LIC - DUMBO Art Paddle. Contact the LIC Boathouse for the deets. At 11am you can enjoy your last free yoga class in the serene Socrates Sculpture Park.
What's the matter? You're not quite on a school schedule yet? Grab something tasty and stay in Saturday night to catch Astoria on TV, NYC's own Channel 25 will feature our fair neighborhood on Cool in Your Code.
Sunday, around 4pm, head over to Astoria Park for an ultimate frisbee pick up game. Afterwards, catch a classic Fellini flick at MMI.
Don't forget to pick up a new pencil box sometime in there.
See the About.com edition and more.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Do Something Nice
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Must See Astoria on TV
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Astoria Assemblymember is a Security Fanatic
See article in the New York Post and interesting commentary from my pal John at About.com.
Monday, August 22, 2005
Community Map of Astoria
Friday, August 19, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.08.19
In the AM order up some crepes at Le Sans Souci and then take a walk around Sunswick. Make sure to pop into Seaburn Books on Broadway and oh-so-gently mention to the manager how you wished that they would alphabetize their stock. Please, oh please.
That night venture up to Ditmar's and check out newly minted Waltz's. He's got Max Farber on deck in All that Jazz. You can grab a drink and a treat while you're there.
Sunday, you can clear your mind for just $10. Learn how in this Buddhist meditation session. Seems like a bargain for enlightenment if you ask me.
About.com Edition
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Philoxenia
I always think that place is called Phylloxera which, as the oneophiles reading this know, is a root louse that nearly wiped out all European wine varieties.
Kurtis Blow
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Le Sans Souci: for Frenchies, Francophiles, & Food Geeks
I'd keep hearing little blips now and then about a supposedly legit French bistro up Broadway several blocks East of Steinway. The thing is, every time I walk up that way in the morning to go the post office or the library, the multitude of random guys hanging around (migrant workers, I believe) would feel the need to share with me how they thought I looked that day or what they'd like to do to me. (Yeah, it's a real blast being a chick sometimes.) So, I had a hard time imagining a lovely French bistro amongst them.
With this in mind, I can say that Le Sans Souci (Broadway just East of 44th) is truly a French Bistro. I was astounded by both its existence and success. The staff *are* French and so are many of the customers. Who knew there were so many French people in Astoria?
There are tables on a deck out front where you could certainly just hang out with a glass of wine. They show French films on Wednesdays, and inside, the interior is nice and a just a bit tacky. Like a truly European bistro, the decor is not lavish, but tasteful. Pretty table flowers, too.
I'd been tipped off by fellow Astorian blogger athrahans that these folks threw a decent brunch. So, after a late night, we decided to check it out. Well, it turns out we got there before they opened, but it was scorching out and they insisted we come on in and at least have some bread and coffee while we wait. Every table was packed nearly an hour later.
The bread is rosemary or olive and it's warm and delicious. The savory crepes were perfect (with a nice little salad). The mussels were excellent. I'd skip the scallops though I love the saffron rice they come with. They have many French dishes you could otherwise only get in the City. Fois gras (which I don't approve of for ethical reasons), things with truffle sauce, etc. They're also the only place in the neighb, I know of, where you can get a cheese plate for dessert. I love cheese!
The most wonderfully French thing about this place is that you can linger at your table forever. They don't care. In France, often, people really go to the local bistro to hang out. So, as a result, I wouldn't call the service snappy, but still, not slow either, and enormously friendly.
There's nothing quite like saying "magnifique!" and meaning it.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Maybe We Can Alphabetize the Bookstore
So, sign away! We'll just see how it goes.
Astoria Bookstore Gets Publicity Even Though it Doesn't Know the Alphabet
I am all for independant bookstores (believe me), but these guys didn't get the memo. Hey guys, here's what it said: "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz". How hard is it?
Monday, August 15, 2005
Sunswick (The Neighborhood)
I am hereby re-dubbing the area North of Queens Plaza & Northern Blvd, but south of Broadway, as "Sunwick". It's too far South to be Astoria and too far North to be Long Island City. For example, "I live in Astoria, but the community garden is in Sunswick". Or "I ate 4 dozen eggs for breakfast at Cup. Ya' know, the big dinerish place in Sunswick". "I drank my boyfriend under that table at Sunswick - in Sunswick." (An unlikely scenario.) "Tupelo was in Sunswick and then some greedy landlord yoinked thier lease away to put in a crudy grocery store that won't even be happening now. Now there's jack at that particular location in Sunswick."Sunswick is actually a historically accurate name for the area.
So, are you with me?
Friday, August 12, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.08.12
Isn't cotton candy and assorted deep-fried food the breakfast de jour? Sunday, if you're in the market for discount designer make-up or magnets shaped like vegetables, catch a big ol' street fair along Steinway Street from 28th Avenue to 34th Avenue. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you're anything like me, you've got a block of street-fair-gooeyness stuck to you. Catch some jazz at the crisp, clean, cool-as-a-cuke Noguchi Sculpture Garden, Sunday, August 14 at 3 p.m. Or maybe the grilled corn got you in touch with your Midwestern roots. In that case, visit Gantry State Park to catch Silk City Bluegrass at 6:30. Technically, you could do both.
See About.com Edition here.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
La Taqueria
Finally! There is a decent taqueria in Astoria. This joint is on Broadway, a bit East of Cresent. We'll be back for sure.Anyway, I got a tasty Huevo Con Chorizo Torta and Steve-o got a Beef Burrito which was outstanding. They cook some of the food on this cool grill-contraption right out front. Its really sweet. Check it out.
Plus, I love the neon sign that just says "Tacos". I just wanna eat 'em!
Monday, August 08, 2005
Sunday, August 07, 2005
Friday, August 05, 2005
Weekend Edition - 05.08.05
All your buddies chillin' in the Hampty-Hamps? Sucks to be them - they don't get $1 PBR on their beach. Or hot doggers, for that matter. But we do. Check out the
Sunday enjoy some fresh fruit from your tasty box of goodies from the Ravenswood CSA. Then head to
Finish out the weekend by helping plan to get that shoreline cleaned up. Or be wicked lame and let it stay nasty. Whatever.
See About.com Edition.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
News & Notes 05.08.04
Water Taxi Beach is now open...Here's their blog.
LIC gets thier own Business Improvement District...Read Article.
Mundo has a new website.
All-star wiffle ball player Mike B. reviews Brick Cafe for none other than Gourmet Magazine's website.
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
New York Mag Queens Top 50
Movies & Meat
While you're over there, have some cevapi or other Bosnian meat goodies at this joint. Let me know how it is. I love the Bosnian place of 34th Ave, TBB.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Wiffle Ball in Rainy Park
The next time you're sitting around, like, what should I do today? Play wiffle ball in the park. Wiffle ball is awesome because a) you get to say the word "wiffle" repeatedly and b) because you can't really be too good or too bad at it. And c) it's a boatload of fun.Plus we have tons of parks along the waterfront and you don't even need a diamond to play wiffle ball.
This is me racing for the wiffle ball in Rainy Park. I'm no Al Leiter, but it was fun times.
Pic (and batting) courtesy of Mike B.
Monday, August 01, 2005
Astoria Supported Agriculture
Wouldn't it be awesome if you could hook up with a farm that would just bring you a box of their own farm fresh produce each week? Enter Ravenswood CSA.CSA stands for Community-Supported Agriculture and it's a program where non-farmers (like us) can pay a fee and then each week for the harvest season, we get a box of the harvest (read: wicked fresh produce) delivered to Astoria. ARROW has one. But the Ravenswood CSA is brand new and looking for members.
Here the deal. Call Cara at (646)284-7762 or check out their site. You can buy a "share" which is to say a weekly delivery of tasty foodies. See pic courtesy of Adam Collett.
Beach Pics
This has nothing to do with Astoria, but hell, it's my blog, right?I'm starting a set of our pics from the beach. Check 'em out.
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Cold Vodka Goodness on a Hot Day
When we were away last week we visited the Dogfish Head Brewery. Thay make great beer and also their own vodka called Blue Hen Vodka.We've got mint running rampant throughout the community garden, so Steve-o made this.
Joey's Back in Astoria
Hey there Kids,
Joey was out of Astoria this past week. I had a sweet vacay that included wiffle ball on the beach, catching a shark, a minor league ball game and excessive baking. What more could I ask for? But I'm glad to be back in my Astorian homeland. My buddy John at About.com pinch hit for me on the Weekend Edition bit. You should check it out.
I'll post some choicey pics from this past week soon. I've got some exciting reviews and other tasty Astorian morsels in the queue for this week so don't touch that dial.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.07.22
Okay, okay. You've enjoyed the weather. Now you want some air-conditioned viewing pleasure, but you've already seen Wedding Crashers three times. Perennial fave Blow-Up will be screening at the Museum of the Moving Image. Go early and catch Gumby. 1960s Italian film not cultural enough for you? Okay, option 2: Visit the Argentine club scene at Local Project's Red Argentina.
Sunday, grab a salty snack, win a cardboard-stuffed toy, or hear some highly amateur singing at Broadway Station's own street fair with karaoke from 1 to 6. Catch some significantly better music and BBQ at lic bar that night. Make sure to seal the deal with one of their single malts while you're there.
See About.com Edition.
Thursday, July 21, 2005
News & Notes 05.07.21
Congressman Anthony Weiner still grasping at the memory of the now-defunct Olympic Village...Read Article
High-tech solution for all the disgusting people who litter in our neighborhood...Read Article
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Astoria Can Cool You Off
Well, tonight you can cool off naturally along the East River waterfront for Socrates Sculpture Parks's outdoors presentation of Spare Parts or you can enjoy a nice cool Spatan while debating whether or not Bush is a dumbass in the ever-so-lovely beer garden with Drinking Liberally.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Head's Up to Pretty-Up the Waterfront
Then you lean over and almost barf after seeing all the crap littering our shoreline. Well, at least now you know where air conditioners, McDonald's soda cups and lotto tickets go to die. If you're a lame jerk who litters. Eeow.
Help Astorians clean it up. We'll be scheming with the New York City Partnership for Parks this Thursday in the lovely Socrates Sculpture Park.
Monday, July 18, 2005
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Cassidy's Blow-Up
A few months ago I wanted to blog an image seared into my brain when Steve and I popped into Cassidy's (Broadway & 35th) to watch the end of the Yankees game. Sadly, the batteries in my camera were dead.Cassidy's is seriously a shitbox. Have you ever been there? It's a weird attempt for the owners to re-live (or relieve?) their fraternity days. Several months after opening as Bottoms Up, this storefront re-launched as Cassidy's.
Cassidy's is very dark, has a small stage in the window, booths, a pinball machine, and those chili pepper lights sported by Jimmy Buffett fans. It has a collection of shot glasses behind the bar potentially collected during Spring Breaks next to a collection of crappily-flavored liquers. It's always dark as hell, but the booths (of which there are only two) have an excellent view of the largest TV ever invented, plus four more TVs. There is never anyone in Cassidy's. On the Yankee's opening day, the bar was more crowded than I'd ever seen it - maybe 10 people. They ran out of beer.
Cassidy's has a "Ladies Night" every Thursday advertised by flyers apparently made with the 1990 release of "Print Shop" which include a pixilated image of what appears to be a naked, passed out, woman.
They also feature terrible bands. Seriously, awful music that must be avoided. In addition they have a "tiki lounge" - a claustrophobic outdoor space with plastic tables, chairs, and a cement floor.
The bartenders range from friendly to obnoxious. One fine Sunday, the bartender was nearly screaming on the phone for 3 innings about her friend's wedding. But we were fortunate enough to be distracted by not only the game, but also the naked, female blow-up doll hanging upsidown next to the widescreen, written on in lipstick - said image.
During this past Yankees v. Red Sox series, after a many-month hiatus, we decided to give Cassidy's another try. The evening ended with the owner literally dragging a very young woman out of the bar by her clothes and, of course, a visit by the police. Needless to say, we missed the end of the game.
I don't think a name change can save this bar.
Friday, July 15, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.07.15

We all know that waterfront times are a-changin'. See how. Let NYC whiz, Jack Eichenbaum, show you Onboard the Left Bank Bus this Saturday.
If you missed Granny's garage sale this year, you've got a second chance. Sal Val's having a special Summer Sale / fundraiser thing. Treats, drinks and "miscellaneous items". Couldn't've said it better myself. It's Saturday on Broadway & 46th Street.
Toss on that new vintage cami and grab the kiddies if you've got 'em. Or drag of friend. This weekend Queensbridge Park is having Children's Fest from 11am - 6pm. It's going to be awesome. Particularly if we can convince my pal to juggle fire. Dude, don't you guys want to see someone juggle fire? You don't go throwing that out at parties if you're not going to walk the walk. Consider it my birthday present, Dude.
Sunday get your fill of fried dough and drunken encounters with the neighbors at the 30th Ave Street Fair. In the PM slaughterhouse chicks represent at the debut of "The Gut Girls" at the Chocolate Factory. Too bad their not slaughtering chocolate.
PS. See About.com Edition.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Astoria Park: Park of the Month
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Joey's Birthday in Astoria
I know you're thinking...should I get Joey that island in Micronesia or a custom high altitude jet plane? Well, that is a tough call.
Below I've listed the three food pantries I know of in Astoria. In honor of the day of my birth, please find the one closest to you and give a pal some foodies. You'll be glad you did.
Iglesia Hispana de la Comunida
36-16 Astoria Blvd.
Astoria
(718) 205-8225
Every other Saturday, 7-10 am.
New York School of Urban Ministry
31-65 46th St.
Astoria
(718) 204-6471
Tuesday, Friday 10 am-12 noon
Salvation Army/Astoria Corps
45-18 Broadway
LIC/Astoria
(718) 721-9046
Friday 9:30-10:30 am
If you're so lazy that you think Netflix and Fresh Direct have changed your life (see my picture in the dictionary here), then check out City Harvest who's never made it easier for you to help.
PS. They say it's good to call ahead and see what the food pantries need before donating.
Gross + Mean = Office Life
Do you ever wish that the guy who sits next to you making gross noises all day actually sat next to the wench in legal who's the most miserable office creature ever invented?
Monday, July 11, 2005
Buena Vista Social Club @ Socrates
Saturday, July 09, 2005
Friday, July 08, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.07.08
Tomorrow, start the weekend out right. The long awaited, much lobbied for, soon to be devoured Long Island City Greenmarket starts. Be there, or be stuck with the rotting grocery store variety. Inspired to paint a still-life of your new found fruit? Learn how in watercolor at the Local Project.
Sunday, cruise through the Brooklyn-Queens divide. Jack Eichenbaum will tell you all there is to know about Newtown Creek. Then go rock out with Mike D's sitar playing pal Ravi Rao at the Noguchi Museum.
Happy Weekend!
- Joey
PS. See About.com Edition.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Non-Disgusting Produce, Now On Sale!
Astoria and LIC now have our own greenmarkets starting this week.
Long Island City's is on 48th Street & Vernon on Saturdays from 8-3.
Astoria's is on 31st Av betweeen 12th and 14th streets (huh?). On Wednesdays from 8-5 (what?). Talk about getting the short end of the asparagus.
It'll be worth the bike trip. See you there!
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Queensbridge Houses Documentary
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Zorba the Greek @ Socrates (free!)
Saturday, July 02, 2005
One of the many reasons I love the Village Voice
1 ltr. vodka
2 qts. lychee juice (can use canned)
1 pound red seedless grapes
10 oz. sugar
4 lemons (juiced)
2 limes (juiced)
Remove the stems from the grapes and mash up with the sugar. Combine with the rest of the ingredients in a big punch bowl, cover, and refrigerate for an hour. Ladle out the punch over glasses of ice.
PS. This is *so* good.
Friday, July 01, 2005
Weekend Edition 05.07.01
Get a jump on Monday this Friday. Ooh and aah at our very own sparkly pyrotechnics in Astoria Park at 7:30 p.m.
Saturday morning, meet up with the LIC Boathouse
gang at Anable Public Pier (end of 44th Dr) at 10 a.m. for Art Paddles and
canoe along QNS & Brooklyn to DUMBO for some gallery hopping.
Didn't get your art fix? Art Paddles will be back in time for P.S. 1 to kick off its oh-so-hot Warm Up this Saturday.
Since beloved BBQ joint Pearsons picked up stakes and moved to
Manhattan, you'll have to cook out on the sidewalk on the Fourth, but
barbeque you still shall (FYI: I'm not so sure about the legality of
this). Meet your neighbors. Then head back to the water to see the
main event.
Ooooh!...Aaaah!









